mattnathanson:

an oldie but a goodie. #sugarlandtour #beingsexytakeswork

thedailywhat:

Not The Onion of the Day: Breaking news for Penn State football fans — Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline” has been banned from the music playlist at Beaver Stadium. 

Because the “touching you touching me” lyrics obviously are inappropriate in light of the Jerry Sandusky abuse scandal. 

[thanks, slade!]

CHARACTERS I LOVE — Lexie Grey

“I wore a diaper yesterday, yes - and I will wear one today. If it helps Dr. Shepherd get through the surgery, I will wear a diaper. My diaper is awesome. My diaper is hard-core. You wish you had the balls to wear my diaper. I’m gonna wear it, and I’m gonna wear it with pride. And if I have to pee in it? Oh, I’ll pee. Because I am a surgeon. This is America. And I will do what needs to be done. So you can kiss my hard-core, diaper wearing ass.”

fuckyeahjnett:

Niagara Falls, ON - April 10, 2012 

Just cried because the Season 1 finale of Pretty Little Liars scared me so much.

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Mother. I am almost 17.
You no longer have to say, “Oh! Cousin Richard has a movie on right now!….what’s it rated?”
I think I can handle it. I’ve seen worse, I’m sure.
PS: Pretty Woman is TV-14. I’m older than 14.  
xoxo
your daughter
Courtney
 

Because it’s friday and you NEED this in your life

• Q: Why do you wear the bandana?
• Matt: It signifies all my homies who died.

ohmississippi:

oh my god.

Better question

Why did he just rap about being “so bad like Michael” during The Little Drummer Boy.