That is all.
“I almost fell…Thanks a lot! I don’t know, it…there’s no Courtney Love here, right? That was crazy! I was tryin’a adjust myself and almost lost myself… Um…it’s obvious, that I—…well…I-I-I’m really distracted, and when you get distracted, you end up hurting yourse—we—and a lot of times it’s when you’re in a hurry—you end up hurting yourself. I’ve done this today. Last night, I was tryin’ to open up a box of Meringue Cookies…happens…and they have a little seal around ‘em, and I had a knife…a very sharp knife, and made…made a little cut in the side of my finger, and I thought, ‘Well now ain’t that…that’s a fine thang to do.’ ih…About to go play the guitar, and….Could’ve cut it right there, luckily on the side, the Lord takes care of stupid people and children…um…and uh…yeah. That’s the truth (insert random little kid here yelling, “STUPID PEOPLE!”). Banged my elbow on the cabinet door today. ‘Course, I don’t take 100% responsibility for that because the cabinet will.not.close. Will NOT stay closed. Not because there’s too much in it, but because…it’s an old house and in some ways a piece of crap and the kitchen is so small that if you wear two layers of clothing you can’t turn around in it. So it goes…It’s…glamorous.”
Do you see how quick she changes topics in the beginning? And that bold print up there? Most genius thing ever. That’s about as deep as it gets. ;) This is like, the classic JNETT ramble. In my mind.
I also have a FRYTH: Favorite Ramble Yet To Happen. Erin and I wrote it. I can’t post it in public without editing some names out…just sayin’.
Stupid Florida. Taking all my friends.